Don't ever make babies...unless you have a nanny at home

Of course this is to be taken second degree!


Guys I am soooooooooooooooooo tired, I feel sick.
I am soooooooooooooooo tired, I can't even look at my man without getting mad at him for no reason.


I am beyond tired.


I have a Chinese friend who used to have a nanny at home after her baby was born. She told me that Chinese women do that often, when they can afford it of course. They "ga ga gizou gizou" with their baby when they feel like it, and when they get tired, hop, they put the baby in Nanny's arms and they go watch TV. (Nanny also cleans the house and cooks meals, isn't that sweet?) At night, they don't know what it is to nurse a baby and sleep at the same time. In the morning they wake up, get ready and go to work, looking fresh and pretty. They have no idea how many times their baby woke up at night and how many times Nanny had this dream that she was Michael Jackson but actually threw the baby out of the window.


Well, well, well... This morning my friends, I feel sooooooooooooooooo sooooooooooooo tired and sick, I wish I had a nanny sleeping in the bed with me instead of my beloved husband.