Why? (Dear England...)

Why is it that in France we don't have this:

or this:

or this:

Our "American muffins" are a joke. They taste like cheap Madeleines...

Why can't we have this?

Instead we have this.

Cheap Madeleines.

And why did they close all the Marks & Spencers in France, in the first place?

Good old Marks & Spencer on rue de Rivoli, gone back to England...

Arrh...